I will dominate the world: Archive

Happy Birthday to Rachel...a day late!

You thought the Happy Birthdays and crap was all over? WRONG. I’m coming to get you Rachel Speelman Mature Gato Kitty Cat Twin Twinny Courtney Silly Rodgers. :P :P :P I’m super excited to give you my present!!! :D :D Haha. Ummm….yeah…Tumblr is boring, and I really don’t like people, so the whole point of the blog was pointless. Actually, it was so I could keep...

Sep 11th

You're onto me and all over me.

Hey. So I haven’t posted in a while… ABT was GREAT. My Twinny’s birthday present will be GREAT. I feel fat which is not GREAT. That’s about it.

Aug 20th

Is this summer different than the rest? Not so...

Hey…I haven’t posted in a while, so this might be a little long… Well…it’s summer of ‘09. I promised myself I would make it different this year, but it just hasn’t been different. I’ve been doing the same things that I would normally do: Sleep Eat Watch TV Read Repeat those a couple of times Swim a little Hang out with friends at least...

Jun 17th

I luuuuurve my Twin.

The past couple of days have been…rough. Why? My sister graduated The night before her graduation, we found out that one of her friends died in a car accident. On our way home the day after graduation, we say a motorcycle/car accident at the intersection of SW 59th and Highway 152. We drove up on it before the police were even there. The girl in the car was okay-other than a bunch of...

May 27th

Dear Rachel,

Apartheid. Short, simple, to-the-point. Life’s good, because my amazing Twinny cheers me up! :D Rachel, we’re totally hanging out this summer before I go back to ABT. It’s a done deal. We should go see a really lame movie! Haha. Because we’re immature. ;) ~Courtney

May 19th

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“Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses? You’ve been out riding...”

– ~Eagles

May 13th

I'm copy-catting Rachel.

I love to read Three year old boys hate me a lot. I’m easily distracted. Not in an ADD type of way. I love old movies Four words…America’s Next Top Model I’m Pro-Life I can’t decide if I want to be in musical theater or on stage as a ballerina. Either way, I’m GOING to be on stage. Copy-catting Rachel is fun I have an invisible best friend. Her name is...

May 7th

Worrying makes your hair turn gray!

It’s Tuesday. I love my twinny! A little kid broke my finger with a pillow. A HUGE one. It weighed like three pounds! I got new pointe shoes. People who smoke are stupid. I don’t care what they say. It gives you lung cancer. It gives those around you lung cancer. And you’re more likely to die at an early age. People who drink alcohol are destroying their liver. Do you...

May 5th

“Take me as I am, inside out.”

– Inside Out by Emmy Rossum

Apr 17th

I’m starting to think that Rachel has abandoned me to facebook. Haha, it’s okay though. So I went to Anit-Tax Day Tea Party at the State Capitol building!!! It was amazing! And I don’t give a flip what anyone says. There were Republicans AND Democrats there. So you can freaking give that up. It’s so annoying, that the PEOPLE have spoken, but everyone else is too...

Apr 17th

“Don’t let me live a lie, before my life flies by. I need you to slow me...”

– Slow Me Down by Emmy Rossum

Apr 13th

Going to Arkansas

I haven’t posted in a while. Sorry. It’s Good Friday, which means that Rachel can get on facebook soon!!!! Super excited! My church has this leadership class, and it’s taking us to Arkansas for a competition…? Haha. I’m a bit confused too. I don’t really want to type anymore, but Rachel, if you read this today, please text me! It’s a three and...

Apr 10th

“The future is uncertain. This life will come to an end.”

– Epica

Apr 6th

I'm sad/mad.

Okay. Here’s the deal. Class got canceled tonight, and I’m so upset. Because I missed almost two months of class because of my knee… Because I’m terrified that I’m going to get put in red at ABT Because I’m addicted to class I guess I shouldn’t be so nervous, but I can’t help it. I’m scared, and I hate that feeling of vulnerability....

Apr 6th

“The world is a cruel place. You find the one you love, and then you die.”

– ~Anonymous

Mar 31st

Wizard of Oz is no more

It was our last performance today. The school kids were pathetic. They were clapping like maniacs when a munchkin did the splits. Haha. Well, all in all, it was a good week. I get two teeth pulled though…that’s not fun. At all. What’s really weird about oral surgery, is that you don’t even dream when you’re on the laughing gas. It’s almost scary to...

Mar 31st

The first step in resolving a problem is admitting...

I have a problem…with people who spend their life wallowing in self pity. Do you know that person, who spends time making fun of other people just so that they can ease their pain? I do. And, if she even reads this, get over it. Get over yourself. It gets old really fast when all you do is make fun of other people. It’s stupid, and hurtful, and it does nothing for you. Except give...

Mar 30th

Re: You're wrong, Silly.

rizzlesquared: Of course it tells me something! My monkey name is Squeaky. I’m obsessed with a SQUEAKY STAIR! Plus, you went to Mexico for spring break to help the less fortunate, and I didn’t do anything. Thus, Rachel=mature, and Courtney=obsessed with a stair… Dolphin Boy said I was sophisticated because Mommy thinks so. He loves Mommy, so of course hew ould agree with her!...

Mar 29th

You're wrong, Silly.

This is directed to, Silly. AKA Twinny. AKA, Twin. AKA, Rach. AKA, Rachel. AKA, Courtney. ;) HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SOPHISTICATED! *proceeds to stick tongue out* We all know that since you’re older, you’re WAAAAAY more mature than I am. Wizare of Oz opens tonight!!!! Come and see! The bad thing about it, is that the stage hands smell and are SO MEAN. They make me feel stupid. Just...

Mar 27th

...

Okay. Life=my enemy right now. Me=depressed. You=weirdo. That’s how it works. That’s how it’ll always be. Math+life=my death. Me+math=wrong answer. You+math=funny to watch you struggle. Me+blog=stupidity. ~Courtney

Mar 22nd

Haha. Yes…our mommy… Ummm…we definitely need to show the world that flying monkeys aren’t all that ugly! Except I don’t think Stewart would look very good in a skirt and high heels…Haha. Well. It’s cold. It’s wet. It’s my kind of day. ~Courtney

Mar 14th

when our soul is gone, what will we miss?

rizzlesquared: I have no idea who you are, but I can agree with some points. Yes, we need to build America back up, but it’s the principal of the thing. People usually want to help the needy. Plus, Mexico needs Christ in its country. Normally when a church does mission work, it is out of the country. Just because it gives us something to appreciate, like home, family, clothes, and all...

Mar 14th

Silly Twinny

Yep. You recently changed your name to Courtney, twinny. :P Haha. Don’t get too upset about THE necklace. It happened for a reason. You’ll be just fine, because you have ME! Just kidding. Don’t let it get to your head though… Yes, it means step of the horse. Called your Captain Obvious. I’m Captain Idiotic, so maybe it’ll work out. :) It’s snowing...

Mar 12th

Haven't posted in a while.

I haven’t posted in forever, because I simply haven’t had anything to write about. Well, my knee is feeling TONS better!!! I’m so happy! Maybe I’ll final be able to wear my new pointe shoes today. :) I’ve been listening to Loreena McKinnett lately. She’s amazing. You should look her up on YouTube! Do it! I have a question: If everyone in the world...

Mar 9th

So why do I type up my whole life for everyone to...

As you can see, I’m wondering why I type up my whole boring life for you… In other news, I’m a flying monkey in the Wizard of Oz! I’m so excited! It’s not a muscial, it’s a ballet. It’s all new choreography, and I can’t wait! As I listen to my little sister watch Bewitched I’m wondering why on earth I’m so behind in...

Mar 5th

“Nothing matters, when knowing nothing matters. It’s JUST LIFE. So keep...”

– Fiyero-Wicked: The Original Broadway Cast

Mar 2nd

I feel like typing more!

Well, now I feel like typing more…so here it goes! I have brown curly hair, it’s cut to my shoulders, I have brown eyes, I wear contacts/glasses, I am a Christian, and I love life. I think that moving to another country sounds good right now. I am currently protesting against Obama’s econimic stimulus package, and I don’t care who knows it! Just because my dad makes a...

Mar 2nd

So I guess this is my first post...

Who am I? That is a question you hear when someone is going through a “mid-life crisis.” In this case, it’s to answer your question. I’m Courtney Elizabeth Lockwood (AKA Rachel’s twin). I was born September 13, 1994. I live in some oldish state. :) I decided to blog or “tumblr” as my twin would put it, because I have nothing better to do right now....

Mar 1st